Things NOT to Say to a Naked Man...
That's
it?
Wow
- look at all the hair on your back!
Maybe
you should start going to the gym more.
That
was fine, dear...pass me my vibrator?
Thats
a shame, maybe we should grab a video instead?
Wake
me when it's over, ok?
I
think the condom's too big.
Zzzzzz....
You
want me to what?!?
Well,
that explains the padded pants.
Did
you take out the garbage yet?
My
husband's in the Marines.
He's
due home any day now.
Is
that a toupee?
So
THAT'S what your ex warned me about!
No.
Surgery
might be able to help.
Not
until you've showered.
That
must be my mother on the phone.
Your
brother's bigger.
Your
best friend's better.
Are
you done yet?
Wow!
Look at the size of your.....beer gut!
Size
doesn't REALLY matter, dear.
You
might want to see a doctor about that.
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