THE BAD DATE GUY LIST

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The Bad Breath Guy
Showers once a week guy
Borrowing money guy
No commitment guy
Hairy back guy
Work-a-holic guy
Immature guy
Mummy’s Boy
Psycho stalker guy
Small Pecker guy
Computer obsessed guy
Fart guy
Smothering guy
Hands all over you guy
Multiple girlfriends guy
Non-romantic guy
Constantly late guy
Doesn’t pay enough attention guy
Must be Gay guy
Annoying laugh guy
“Bro’s before Ho”s guy
Still lives at home guy
Cheap guy
Did jail time guy
Strip club guy
Video game guy
Talks about his ex girlfriend guy
Baggage guy
Likes Porn guy
Mullet guy
Skinnier than you guy
Moody guy
Beer gut guy
Armpit stain guy
No car guy
Nose hair guy
One Night Stand guy
One minute guy
Still looks like Don Johnson guy
Cheesy pick-up line guy
Sleeps in a single bed guy
Checks himself out in the mirror guy
Bad kisser guy
Bad dancer guy
Stoner guy
Married (but not tonight) guy
Insanely jealous guy
“It’s not you, it’s me” guy
Flirt with your friends guy
Booty call guy
Scratches himself guy
Exaggerated story guy
Still has a garage band guy
“I have a really big dick so I don’t have to move in bed” guy
‘The Nigga Gee’ guy (the guy that talks like a homie 24/7, wears his pants right down so you can see his boxers, and thinks he has loads of money, cars and ‘bitches’!)
Wears more makeup than me guy
Arrogant guy
I will never grow up guy
“I’m looking for a girl just like my mother” guy
“I think I’m so hot that I’ve never bothered to cultivate a personality” guy
The likes to play mind games guy
Can’t handle his alcohol guy
Pretend s to be something he’s not guy
Nose picking guy
Bad dress sense guy
Mr. ‘Forgot he wasn’t single’ guy
Obsessive guy
The car-loving guy
Mr. Fix-it guy (but makes it worse)
Gets u pregnant and leaves the country guy
Greasy hair guy
Ear wax guy
Selfish guy
“I like your friend/sister better” guy
Cheats on you then blames you guy
Too much cologne guy
Thinks he’s funny guy
Threatens to hurt himself guy
No opinion guy
Creepy Stalker guy
Won’t take NO for an answer guy
Talks to your chest instead of your face guy
Lazy guy
Compulsive liar guy
Insecure guy