THE BAD DATE CHICK LIST

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The “I can’t sleep with you.  You’re like a brother to me” chick.
The 'men are all bastards' chick.
The “trust me, I won’t tell a soul” chick.
The chick that actually has a penis chick!!!!!!
The flirts with you to make her boyfriend jealous chick.
The man hands chick.
The only sleeps with famous guys chick.
The facial hair chick.
The WAY TOO much make up chick.
The tell her best friend every last detail chick.
The “I don’t care, you decide” chick.
The hairy armpit chick.
The cry all the time chick.
The “buy me a drink” chick.
The “I’m going to grow up to look just like my mum” chick.
The takes 3 hours to get ready for a 2 hour movie chick.
The psycho cut up your clothes and burn your car chick.
The “never go anywhere without my water bottle” chick.
The “Of course I won’t change after I move in” chick.
The transformer chick.  (she is a “10” at 2am.  But at 10am she is a “2”).
The always talks while the TV is on chick.
The pretends to be pregnant to keep you chick.
The does not tell you she has children coz she does not want to scare you off chick.
The slab of concrete in bed chick.
The exercise freak chick.
The always on a diet chick.
The “I have nothing to wear” chick.
The never offers to pay for dates chick.
The raging PMT chick.
The not enough make up chick.
The “we need to talk” chick.
The txt ALL her friends ALL the time chick.
The only wants sex when the rugby is on chick.
The “where do you see yourself in 5 years time” conversation chick.
The just using you to get closer to your mate chick.
The thinks farting is repulsive chick.
The hairy nipples chick.
The moustache chick.
The needs to be told I love you every 10 seconds chick.
The “does this make me look fat” chick.
The wont eat more than 3 carrot sticks a day because she thinks she is fat even though she looks like Ally McBeal chick.
The “I can’t sleep with you until I find out what is your star sign is” chick.
The over-powering perfume chick.
The forgot to tell you she had a boyfriend who is doing time for armed robbery chick.
The have not heard of a thing called bikini waxing chick.
The snorts when she laughs chick.
The fingernails so sharp she could pop an airbed chick.
The “where are you going?” chick.
The “What time will you be home” chick.
The high maintainance chick.
The “how many other girls have you slept with” chick.
The “I know we have only been on 4 dates but I want more of a commitment from you” chick.
The “you better do this for me if you want sex tonight” chick.
The “I've got every book on why my relationships keep failing” chick.
The extremely clingy chick.
The “apart from your sisters, I do not want you talking to any other girls” chick.
The Bridget Jones undies chick.
The uses half a roll of toilet paper chick.
The sends out a spy to keep an eye on her boyfriend chick.
The borrows your car, dings it, then denies it was her chick.
The show me what car you drive before I agree to sleep with you chick.
The “you are way too good for your girlfriend” chick.
The holds hands only when other chicks are around chick.
The meets your family once and starts calling them mum and dad chick.
The lies about her age chick.
The “girl power” chick.
The annoying voice chick.
The “I’ll choose your clothes for you” chick.
The orders a salad and then proceeds to eat your fries chick.
The “now that I am pregnant you better marry me” chick………
Who quickly turns into the “now that we are married I am not pregnant” chick.
The deeper voice than you chick.
The always right chick.
The don’t do as I say chick (She may ask you not to get her a birthday present…..but she does not mean it!!)
The leaves you for a lady chick.
The “guess what? Your boss and my daddy are the same person!” chick.